"There's only one problem with that plan." "Which is?" "You're involved. I'd rather cut off my own finder than be stabbed in the back again."
The hardest part of returning to life after death wasn't the adjustment.
It was a year of death. The end of the world. Nothing would change it, but he wanted to try.
So, poison didn't work. Note for next time: always check the room before you stride in weaponless.
"Ah, the undead. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!"